JUST SAY OUT风采展示会台词手册

Time love

Girl，how long is a minute for you？

J：For the first time I saw Stefanie, she was walking briskly while wearing white clothes like an angel. Since then, I can discover her figure immediately, even in those dense areas such as the classroom, canteen and sports field. I could only stare at her silently, wasting my springtime by those countless staring. In the twinkling of an eye, I am a senior now. My dorm mates told me that you’d better capture the opportunity, or you just let it slip. Maybe, only one minute’s baring my heart, I can finish my campus life without any regret. But……

Scene One

J：Oh so many people, what a boring life! Oh，Stefanie！！If I behave like a gentleman, I will surely give her a good impression.

S: Oh, there’s something emergent, I have to go now, so … can you? .

X: All right. Bye~

J: May I help you, lady?

X：Oh it’s so sweet of U~ thank you very much.

Scene Two

J：Love me, don’t love me, love me, don’t love me……love me. Yeah……But how can it be? She even doesn’t know my name. (Signing)

J: Whose head! Hard as a rock!

S: Who’s being hell in here？Are you blind？

J: Wow, what a coincidence！

S: Strange man changes into a happy man so fast…..His smile really makes me sick！I’d better go as quickly as I can!

J: Eh…wait a moment。

S：What’s up？

J: Sorry for my rude behavior。

S: Not at all，eh.. my fault too。

J: Actually，I am searching you all the way。

S: Searching me，for what？Eh…wait，do I know you before?

J：Please don’t misunderstand, my name is Jack. We are both students of this university. Don’t you trust me? OK，let me show you my ID card。

S: I dare say this liar doesn’t have any cards even he pretended to seek for a while. Let me see what tricks he’ll play on me！

J: My dear school mate，I was seeking my card under great pressure，waiting for your sentence like "oh, you don’t have to~” but failed. This kind of thing can destroy my self-esteem. Even if not，it is a tragedy to harm my fragile nerve！

S: You are as chatter as Tangseng！

J：And your name is？

S：My name is Stefanie！

J：Wow, what a refined name, as refined as mine~

S: You blocked me, pretended to seek your ID card, just wanna admire my refined name?!

J: Angel should not be so clever. You’ll scare those guys who wanna chase you. In that case you’ll be Miss Lonely in every Valentine’s Day, Children’s Day and Mid-autumn Day.

S：This indicates that you guys are lacking of good mental endurance. What’s more, who told you that girls must spend those days with boys! I have to go now。

J: Please, please give me an opportunity to explain, just one minute！

J: Yes, one minute，just one minute。

J: Can you feel the love tonight……

J: What should I say?……all the things had a sudden strike on me. My mind becomes blank. God，please prolong this very minute！After this, you can grab one year per second from me for the cost！

J：Quoted from a sage: To love and win is the best，to love and loss is the next. I’ve been crazy for a girl named Stefanie for a long time, waiting for her behind her. Nevertheless, she seldom turns back. I don’t know what I gonna say would result in lost or win. At least, I wanna have a try to get rid of the regret of my life. At least, it’s something I need to learn to grow. Alright, I finished. You may go now.

S：Hey, you still have time, wanna say something else?

J：S…still has time? eh……nope。

S：Won’t ask me to go to cinema or café？

J：Those shallow things? No, no, well, I know there will be a wedding in the church from newspaper. Why not attend it and give out best bless to the bride and groom? 。

S: Are you joking?

J：No, I am not. All I told you is true. I am stuck now and can’t create any better ideas. Eh…time’s up now?

S：Nope.

J：My marvelous god, you did hear me!

S：What’s that mean?

J：I used my rest life as an oblation and prayed to god for prolonging the minute. It seems that almighty god heard my prayer. After these sentences，I should give my life to him.

S：Hey…..don’t be so serious…..Well, do you want the almighty god to return your rest life？

J：Of course not. I wish this minute can be prolonged forever, then return my rest life.

S：Ha-ha……do you really believe in god? Well from now on, use “she” instead of “he” when mention god. Why? Because she is standing in front you right now! My watch had just run out of battery……

25 MINUTES

SCENCE 1 The cathedral of St. Maria

背景介绍: The story happened in a small town. At his sister Jennifer’s wedding, Christ met Jenny——a lovely girl. He believed he had fallen in love with her at the first sight of her. Now after the wedding, they are walking along the blue river.

C: you see, Jenny, there’s not even a single pigeon here at St. Maria, but I do like here very much.

J: you’re so weird

C: Am I?

J: well, yes.

C: I didn’t feel a bit, I believe I do have reasons for feeling like this.

J: then what kind of reasons? I would certainly like to hear!

C: give a guess

J: oh I give up. Tell me, come on.

C: Alright, then I’d say… je t’aime!

J: what did you say?

C: Je t’aime! Je t’aime!

J: I’ve never heard this word.

C: well, it’s French.

J: say it in English, come on

C: (whispers)

J: Hey, stop messing around! You don’t even have the courage to say it out aloud.

C: why not? This is my beautiful secret deep in heart, also my promises made to the Blue River: I—Love—You!

J: Can this be true? Gosh, I…

C: I don’t care if you would accept or not, I would prove this to you, patiently, Jenny. Well, what I am worried of, is that… you know that I live in Kobenhavn, and I must go back now. I’m afraid we could rarely see each other, but I will miss you deeply.

J: Time could not act against a true heart, Christ, I will wait right here for your proof.

C: but time changes too much, yes, too much… The right hour of tomorrow morning, I would have to leave. Away from this tiny town, away from the Blue River, and… away from you.

J：Promise to see me once in a while, can you?

C: I swear I would come.

J: goodbye, Christ. Remember my true love!

C: goodbye, my lovely Jenny, may I make the same plead to you.

SCENCE 2 At Christ’s home

画外音: For 3 years, I didn’t went back to St. Maria. For 3 years, I have lived carelessly, and she there might still be waiting. I have fairly concluded that Kobnhavn does not belong to me, but the tragedy is, I belong to this city.

M: Christ, we are planning to go to Blue River to see your sister this weekend, it’s been a long time that we haven’t seen her, wanna go together?

C: oh, I want to go. But…

M: but what?

C: no mum, I don’t wanna go.

M: are you sure? Your sister would be disappointed if you don’t go.

C: forget it mum, I’m not going.

M: see how you’ve grown up, I can’t understand you now. Alright, if you said no, then I’ll just leave you alone, I believe your sister would understand you. (Down)

C: No problem, sister would understand me, but could Jenny? What would she be thinking?

画外音: You have to go, go right now! You love her, out of responsibility for both her and yourself!

C: how much I would like to! But could she forgive me?

画外音: Do you live in the heaviness of life? Christ! Go and find Jenny. Everything would be solved at that descent Blue River!

C: Jenny wouldn’t want to see me.

画外音: Anyway you have to try, this will be your only chance.

C: is it?

画外音: Yes!

C: alright, I’ll go!

C: mum wait for me! Take me there! I will go! Wait, please wait!!

Missed, missed, no, missing can’t be so easy. Jenny, I love you!

Travel bus, travel bus, I’m going to Blue River, thanx, please drive a bit faster, thank you!

Scene 3 At St. Maria

C: look, this cabin next to our cathedral has not a bit changed, only to hope your master’s heart have not yet given up. Jenny, please…Why empty? Could they move away? No, please don’t! Well, she must be walking around in town, she liked this 3 years ago. Jenny! I’ve come, where are you?!…Blue River, no.

C: Jenny! Where are you?! I’ve been searching for you all throughout the town, and no signs of any kind! Jenny! Where are you!

Jf: ah, my brother, how can you be here?! What’s up?

C: sister, my dearest Jennifer, please tell me, Jenny! Do you know where Jenny is? Jenny! You must have known her.

Jf: oh yes, quite familiar actually. Jenny is a charming girl, but she is full of sadness, she only says she is waiting for a special person when we ask. But I know more than others, I know who she is waiting for.

C: sister, please. Tell me where Jenny is? I love her, and have always been, I would explain to her in person!!

Jf: You have to understand, Christ, that there are things that can’t be held back.

C: tell me, Jennifer, what happened?

Jf: Christ, you’re too out of luck, you know that, if you came with mum, which means if you came 25 minutes earlier…

C: then what?

Jf: Jenny would mark an ending to her waiting 25 minutes ago.

C: where is she now?

Jf: I have already promised Jenny never to tell you, but … in this way, I believe there is a place that you didn’t find. That is St. Maria?

C: … my god!

Jf: you can’t blame her, Ben asked her for marriage for 2 years.

C: No!

B: dear Jenny, you see that so many people came to bless us, I will go to take care of them, my beautiful maid.

J: Don’t be too tired, honey.

B: Don’t worry.

C: Jenny! Jenny! This can’t be true.

J; Christ!

C: Jenny, tell me that this isn’t true

J: Christ, why not send your wishes to me, I got married.

C: Jenny!

J: I thought you wounld’t come the whole lifetime.

C: I love you, Jenny, and have always been.

J: No, you don’t love me! Please, say that you don’t love me anymore, can you? Come on , say that you no longer love me! Please…My fault, Christ, I didn’t manage to wait for you 25 more minutes.

C: please don’t be so kind to me, Jenny, I don’t deserve this clearest Blue River. I send my wishes to you, my—no, his, his Jenny. I will do my prayer for you forever, Mrs. Jervis.

J: Christ, we will leave here forever after marriage, I will forever keep in mind this Blue River, not only because it stands as my hometown.

C: Jenny—

B: Jenny.

J: Hi, my lovely maid, dining table is completely ready, it’s time for our cheers. And this is—

C: a passing by who brings you joys and wishes from another town.

J: Christ

B: thank you, kind man, would you like a drink before you leave?

C: no thanks. Mr. and Mrs. Jervis.

(音乐声起)

“After some time I’ve finally made up my mind

She is the girl and I really want to make her mine…

(音乐变弱，画外音起)

画外音: I have no complaints. Jenny had done all she could. The day that I went back to Kobnhavn, the sky was dark, I fear to look upon the road in front of me, also unwilling to. But my heart had been pounding to the beats of the waves of Blue River. I only realize at that time, I would feel so close to our god. And I would be so satisfied.

Eternal Love

画外音：People are all wandering around every second everywhere in the city. Time makes us forget something, and fate often plays a little joke with us while we have to admit it is fate that brings us unexpected surprise and time makes our love eternal.

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G: you always go on the left side while I prefer right!

B: why can’t you just have a little bit change? It seems that I have to change a lot in order to get along well with you!

G: what? You mean you’re tired of that?

B: you really want to have a quarrel with me? Don’t tell me you’ve never thought about my feeling!

G: oh that’s true, to tell you the truth, I don’t care!!

B: OK! It’s enough today. Both of us need some time to calm down.

G: it does not work just to calm down. Maybe we should think about whether we can understand each other.

B: what do you mean by saying that?

G: have you seen that corner? Let’s meet there at the same time tomorrow, just be where you actually want to be. Let god to determine whether we should go on with this…relationship.

B: do we really have to choose this way?

G(nod her head)下台

Who can tell how they both feel that night! They know exactly how much they care for each other.. just for the too much concerning, it is foredoomed that they have to miss the chance.

G from left, B from right.

B: many years have passed. I didn’t see her or have any news of her. I had lost my lover. I always thought we would met again. Maybe on the street, maybe at a coffee-house. I believed that as long as we were nearby, we would both feel each other. Now I’m an old-man, I never married or have children, but I can’t just leave this world because I know she is here and she needs my care…

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

NARRATOR: My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning’s paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there’s never anything newsworthy about my life. That all changed last Thursday. Of course everything seemed as normal at first. I made my breakfast for my family.

MARY ALICE::Here we are. Waffles.

NARRATOR: I performed my chores.

NARRATOR: I completed my projects.

NARRATOR: I ran my errands

NARRATOR: In truth, I spent the day as I spend every other day – quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.

NARRATOR: That’s why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet to retrieve a revolver that had never been used.

NARRATOR: My body was discovered by my neighbour, Mrs. Martha Huber, who had been startled by a strange popping sound. Her curiosity aroused, Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced. After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me 6 months before.

MRS HUBER: It’s my neighbour. I think she’s been shot, there’s blood everywhere. Yes, you’ve got to send an ambulance. You’ve got to send one right now!

NARRATOR: And for a moment, Mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy. But, only for a moment.

NARRATOR: If there was one thing Mrs. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.

NARRATOR: I was laid to rest on a Monday. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects. And as people do in this situation, they brought food.

NARRATOR: Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken. Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.

NARRATOR: Of course, she didn’t cook much as she was moving up the corporate ladder. She didn’t have the time.

NARRATOR: But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea. Why not quit your job? Kids do much better with stay at home mums; it was so much less stressful.

NARRATOR: But this was not the case.

NARRATOR: In fact, Lynette’s life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from a fast food restaurant. Lynette would have appreciated the irony of it if she stopped to think about it, but she couldn’t. She didn’t have the time.

LYNETTE: Hey, hey, hey, hey!

LYNETTE: Stop it, stop it, stop it. Stop it.

PRESTON: But Mom!

LYNETTE: No, you are going to behave today. I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighbourhood. And, just so you know how serious I am… PRESTON: What’s that?

LYNETTE: Santa’s cell-phone number.

PORTER: How’d you get that?

LYNETTE: I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf. And if anyone of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas. You willing to risk that?

SCAVO kids: Uh-uh!

LYNETTE: Okay.

LYNETTE: Let’s get this over with.

NARRATOR: Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block, brought a spicy paella.

NARRATOR: Since her modelling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date. Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.

NARRATOR: But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.

NARRATOR: Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot. However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.

CARLOS: If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, I want you to casually mention how much I paid for your necklace.

GABRIELLE: Why don’t I just pin the receipt to my chest?

CARLOS: He let me know how much he paid for his wife’s new convertible. Look, just work it into the conversation.

GABRIELLE: There’s no way I can just work that in, Carlos.

CARLOS: Why not? At the Donohue party, everyone was talking about mutual funds. And you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield.

GABRIELLE: I’m telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation.

CARLOS: Hey, people are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down please?

GABRIELLE: Absolutely. Wouldn’t want them to think we’re not happy.

CUT TO: [EXT. YOUNG HOUSE – PORCH].

NARRATOR: Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. Bree was known for her cooking.

NARRATOR: And for making her own clothes.

NARRATOR: And for doing her own gardening.

NARRATOR: Yes, Bree’s many talents were known throughout the neighbourhood. And everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother. Everyone, that is, except her own family.

BREE: Paul, Zachary.

ZACH: Hello Mrs. Van De Kamp.

PAUL: Bree, you shouldn’t have gone to all this trouble.

BREE: It was no trouble at all. Now the basket with the red ribbon (holds up the basket) is filled with desserts for your guests. But the one with the blue ribbon is just for you and Zachary. It’s got rolls, muffins, breakfast type things.

PAUL: Thank you.

BREE: Well, the least I could do is make sure you boys had a decent meal to look forward to in the morning. I know you’re out of your minds with grief.

PAUL: Yes, we are.

BREE: Of course, I will need the baskets back once you’re done.

PAUL: Of course.

NARRATOR: Susan Meyer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese. Her husband Carl always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook, and she rarely made it well. It was too salty the night she and Carl moved into their new house.

NARRATOR: It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Carl’s shirt.

NARRATOR: She burned it the night Carl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.

(Cut to:SUSAN and JULIE at about 13, sits at the table, the macaroni and cheese in the middle, untouched. CARL comes down the stairs carrying suitcases, and leaves via the kitchen door. SUSAN starts crying, as JULIE rubs her arm.)

(End of flashback. Resume to present.)

NARRATOR: A year had passed since the divorce. Susan was starting to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life, even one who would make fun of her cooking.

JULIE: Mom, why would someone kill themselves?

SUSAN: Well, sometimes people are so unhappy they think it’s the only way they can solve their problems.

JULIE: But Mrs. Young always seemed happy.

SUSAN: Yeah, sometimes people pretend to be one way on the outside and they’re totally different on the inside.

JULIE: Oh you mean how Dad’s girlfriend is always smiling and says nice things but deep down you just know she’s a bitch.

SUSAN: I don’t like that word, Julie. But yeah, that’s a great example.

JULIE: Hey, what’s going on?

SUSAN: Sorry I’m late.

GABRIELLE: Hi Susan.

LYNETTE: Hey.

MARY ALICE:(to SUSAN) So? What did Carl say when you confronted him?

SUSAN: You’ll love this, he said it doesn’t mean anything, it was just sex.

BREE: Oh yes, page one of the philanderer’s handbook.

SUSAN: Yeah, and then he got this Zen look on his face, and he said, you know Susan, most men live lives of quiet desperation.

LYNETTE: Please tell me you punched him.

SUSAN: No, I said, really? And what do most women lead, lives of noisy fulfillment?

GABRIELLE: Hmm.

MARY ALICE: Good for you.

SUSAN: I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for brunch. GABRIELLE: It’s like my grandmother always said, an erect penis doesn’t have a conscience.

LYNETTE: Even the limp ones aren’t that ethical.

BREE: This is half the reason I joined the NRA. Well, when Rex started going to those medical conferences, I wanted at the back of his mind that he had a loving wife at home, with a loaded Smith and Wesson.

MARY ALICE: Lynnie? Tom’s always away on business. Do you ever worry he might..?

LYNETTE: Oh, please, the man’s gotten me pregnant three times in four years. I wish he was having sex with someone else.

BREE: So Susan, is he going to stop seeing that woman?

SUSAN: I don’t know. I’m sorry you guys, I just… I just don’t know how I’m going to survive this.

MARY ALICE: Listen to me. We all have moments of desperation. But if we can face them head on, that’s how we find out just how strong we really are.

BREE: Susan? Susan. I was just saying Paul wants us to go over on Friday. He needs us to go through Mary Alice’s closet, and help pack up her things. He says he can’t face doing it by himself.

SUSAN: Sure, that’s fine.

BREE: Are you OK?

SUSAN: Yeah. I’m just so angry. If Mary Alice was having problems, she should have come to us; she should have let us help her.

GABRIELLE: What kind of problems could she have had? She was healthy, had a great home, a nice family. Her life was?-

LYNETTE: -our life.

GABRIELLE: No, if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we’d have known. She lives 50 feet away, for god’s sakes.

SUSAN: Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must’ve been going on.

Friends

[Scene 1: Monica and Chandler’s, Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters.]

Monica: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh? Oh wait, what are you doing?

Rachel: Ross is on a date with my sister and they shut the drapes(窗帘) two and a-half-hours ago.

Monica: (To Rachel) Oh, are the drapes still closed?

Rachel: Yeah. And y’know who should’ve shut their drapes? Is that perverted(堕落) old couple two doors over.

Monica r: (looking) Is that a swing(巨变)?

Rachel: Oh, you don’t even ask!

(Theme song)

[Scene 2: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch(躺椅) reading as Rachel enters. It’s the next day.]

Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are you? There you are!

Ross: Hey!

Rachel: (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?

Ross: Uhh, it was okay. Yeah, it was fun.

Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?

Ross: I guess so.

Rachel: So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!

Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides(幻灯片) of my favorite fossils(化石).

Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.

Ross: Something could’ve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.

Rachel: Right. Was it the, "Please don’t show me another picture of a trilobite(三叶虫) vibe?"

Ross: Anyway, if she, if she wasn’t in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?

Rachel: She asked-asked you out again?

Ross: Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentine’s Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean.

Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I can’t! I can’t! I can’t! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just can’t. It’s just too weird(荒唐), all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out(发疯). It freaks me out. I can’t do it! I can’t do it.

Ross: (while Rachel is finishing her rant) Okay! Okay! Okay! It’s okay. (Rachel stops.) It’s okay. Hey, it’s too weird for you, I won’t see her again.

Rachel: Thank you.

Ross: I mean after tomorrow night.

Rachel: No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it! (Starts to freak out.) It’s just gonna freak me out!!!

Ross: Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll-I’ll tell her tonight I can’t see her anymore.

Rachel: Ross thanks.

Ross: You want me to call her right now?

Rachel: Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on that’s-that’s crazy I mean that’s crazy. So what’s-what’s going on with you? What is going on with you?

Ross: Well umm, oh! I might be teaching another class this semester!

Rachel: Yeah do it now, call right now.

(Music)

[Scene 3: Central Perk, time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters.]

Jill: Hey!

Rachel: Hey!

Jill: You’ll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off(生气) and he didn’t even tell me why!

Rachel: Ohhh well. Y’know what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! He’s a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.

Jill: Y’know, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but I’m not gonna date some random guy from your work.

Rachel: It’s not random, it’s Bob.

Jill: It’s probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesn’t like the way I dress桸o that can’t be it. It’s really gotta be the smart thing. Oh I’m so stupid! I’m just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!

Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date. Because I asked him to.

Jill: You asked him too?!

Rachel: Hm-mmm.

Jill: Why?!

Rachel: Because you are my sister and Ross and I have this huge history?

Jill: I don’t understand, do you want to go out with Ross?

Rachel: No.

Jill: You don’t want him, but you don’t want me to have him?

Rachel: (changing the subject) Y’know Bob in Human Resources?

Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!

Rachel: Look, this is not that big of a deal! You just don’t date Ross! There’s a million other guys out there, you just?

Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.

Rachel: I’m not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!

Jill: Why are you so jealous of me?

Rachel: Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat(捣蛋鬼)! Wanting what you can’t have!

Jill: Can’t have?! Excuse me, the only thing I can’t have is dairy! (Starts to storm out.)

Rachel: All right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating Bob!

Jill: Who?!

Rachel: In Human Resources!!!!!!

(Music)

[Scene 4: Ross’s apartment, his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants.]

Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to?(Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-that’s just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, they’ve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if they’re watching.) Uhh what’s-what’s-what’s the matter?

Jill: Rachel and I had a really big fight, can I come in? I-I mean I know we’re not supposed to see each other anymore and I’m okay with that, it’s just that I don’t know anybody in the city and I really need somebody to talk to about it.

Ross: Of course, what happened? (Let her in.)

Jill: (entering) I don’t want to talk about it.

Ross: Okay, umm?

Jill: But you know what might really cheer me up?

Ross: What?

Jill: Seeing some more of your super-cool slides.

Ross: Wow! Really?!

Jill: Totally, I love them! And, maybe you could finish telling me about all the different kinds of sand.

Ross: Well, I’d love to! Here, you wait right here and I’ll go get the projector and my notes!

Jill: Oh great! Thanks Ross, you’re such a good friend!

(He goes into another room to get his projector and notes. While he’s gone, Jill quickly checks her makeup).

Ross: Slides are almost ready.

Jill: Yeah. Ooh, I know what this is missing! Alcohol!

Ross: Uh okay, well there’s-there’s wine in the kitchen.

Jill: Oh great! (Goes to get it as the phone rings.)

Ross: (answering it) Hello?

Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!

Ross: O-okay, Rach calm-calm down, okay? She-she’s really upset we’re just talking.

Rachel: Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!

Ross: So that’s the only reason she could be here huh? It couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe I’m a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!

Rachel: Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!

Ross: Y’know what? I think I can take care of myself; I’ll talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that you’re just using me.

Jill: So? (Kisses him passionately.)

[Cut to Monica and Chandler’s, Rachel is entering.]

Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I can’t find her anywhere.

Monica: No, I haven’t.

Rachel: Well, is Ross home? Maybe I’ll just call him to see if he’s actually seen her.

(She goes to look out the window at Ross’s apartment and sees Jill staring at her and closing the drapes with an evil look on her face. Rachel is stunned into silence.)

(Music)

[Scene 5: Monica and Chandler’s, time lapse, Ross is entering. Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table. Rachel is on the couch reading.]

Ross: (To Rachel) You uh, you may have been right about Jill.

Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened?

Ross: Umm, she kissed me.

Rachel: What?! You kissed!

Ross: Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?

Rachel: Well, it doesn’t sound like it! I mean, it’s pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just don’t kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!

Ross: Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didn’t stop it. I guess I-I just wasn’t thinking?

Rachel: Yeah that’s right you weren’t thinking! Y’know what? Let me give you something to think about! (She pulls up her sleeves and steps towards him.)

Ross: Oh wait hold it! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.

Rachel: Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister’s mouth long enough to tell me that.

Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!

Rachel: What?!

Ross: No, I mean, look I don’t know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I don’t want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.

Rachel: Wow. I, I don’t even know what to say. Thank you. (Gently kicks him.)

Ross: You’re welcome. (Gently kicks her back.)

Monica: I just don’t see why those two can’t work things out!

(Music)

[Scene 6: Central Perk, everyone is there as Jill enters.]

Jill: All right, I’m leaving! Because I’m not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage(故意破坏) my every move. That’s you Rachel!

Rachel: Yeah, I got that.

Jill: (To Ross) And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?

Ross: You take care Jill.

Jill: Bye!

《天生一对》

温馨感人的家庭伦理片。在缅因州一个夏令营的晚会上十一岁的荷莉•帕克尔（林赛•洛汉饰）遇到了安妮•詹姆斯（仍由琳赛•洛汉饰），尽管她们的面貌惊人的相似，但是荷莉却不喜欢安妮，同样安妮也不愿意理睬荷莉。可是她们两人很快发现她们原来是双胞胎姐妹，只是出生不久她们就因父母婚姻破裂而分开了。她们的父母尼克 ( 丹尼斯•奎德饰 )和伊丽莎白 ( 纳塔沙•理查森饰 )在一次航海旅行中在"伊丽莎白二世"号上相遇并在旅途中结为夫妇，可后来他们的婚姻破裂，尼克独自在自己的那帕山谷葡萄园里抚养荷莉，而安妮则与当婚纱设计师的妈妈伊丽莎白一起生活在伦敦。直到她们在夏令营相遇以前，两人彼此都不知道自己还有一个孪生姐妹。为了更多的了解她们的父母，她们两人决定交换身份，来到她们各自从未谋面的父亲或母亲身边。她们本打算一直这样装下去，直到尼克宣布他要再婚，两姐妹决定帮助她们的父母破镜重圆，重燃爱的火焰。但是尼克那富有魅力但却让人讨厌的未婚妻（伊莱恩•海德瑞克丝饰）却给她们的计划带来巨大的麻烦……

配音就是从两人闹翻后被关在一个小阁楼共同生活开始的。两人在交谈中发现了彼此很多的相同之处，这一切难道只是巧合？到底是怎么回事呢？命运在和这对可爱的双生儿开着玩笑……

A: oh,gosh,it’s stuck!

H: thanks.

A: you’re welcome.

H: oh,man.

A: oh,here’s your-

H: cuppy.

A: any of your pictures ruined?

H: only the beautiful Leo Dicaprio.

A: who?

H: you’ve never heared of Leonardo Dicaprio? How far away is London anyway?

A: well, from here it’s 3000 miles. But sometimes it seems much further. How far away is your home?

H: oh,California is way at the other end of the country. Actually, here’s a picture of my house.

A: wow! It’s beautiful!

H: yeah. We built it when I was little. We’ve got this incredible porch that looks over the entire vineyard. And then…

A: who-who’s that?

H: oh, that’s my dad. He didn’t know I was taking the picture then or else he would have turned around. He’s kinda like my best friend, we do everything together. What’s the matter?

A: oh,it’s chilly in here, that’s all.

H: want one?

A: oh,sure. I love oreos. At home I eat them with-I eat them with peanut butter.

H: you do? That is so weird. So do i.

A: you’re kidding. Most people find that totally disgusting.

H: I know. I don’t get it.

A: me either.

H: what’s your dad like? I mean, it’s he kind of father you can talk to or is he one of those workaholic types who says, I’ll talk to you later, honey, but you know, never really does. I hate that.

A: I don’t have a father, actually. I mean, I had one once, I suppose. But my parents divorced years ago. My mother never even mentions him. It’s like he evaporated into the air or something.

H: it’s scary the way nobody stays together anymore.

A: tell me about it.

H: how old are you?

A: I’ll be 12 on October 11.

H: so will i.

A: your birthday’s on October 11?

H: yeah.

A: how weired is that!

H: extremely. Oh, hey. It’s stopped raining. You wanna go get a popsicle or something? What’s the matter?

A: Hallie, what’s your mother like?

H: I never met her. She and my dad split up when I was a baby, maybe even before. I’m not sure. He dosen’t like to talk about her. But I know she was really, really beautiful.

A: how do you know that?

H: well, because my dad had this old picture of her hidden in his sock drawer and he caught me looking at it, like all the time, so he gave it to me to keep. Look I’m really thirsty. Sure you don’t want to go to the mess hall and get a lemonade?

A: will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this?

H: at a time like what?

A: don’t you realize what’s happening? I mean, think about it. I only have a mother and you only have a father. You’ve never seen your mom and I have never seen my dad. You have one old picture of your mom and I have one old picture of my dad. But at least yours is probably a whole picture. Mine is a pathetic little thing all crinkled and ripped right down the middle and…what are you rummaging in your trunk for?

H: this. It’s a picture of my mom and it’s ripped too.

A: right down the middle?

H: right down the middle.

A: this is so…freaky. Okay, on the count of three, we’ll show them to each other, okay?

H: okay.

A: one…

H: two…

A-H: three!

H: that’s my dad.

A: that’s my mom. That’s the lunch bell.

H: I’m not so hungry anymore. So if-if your mom is my mom and my dad is your dad and we’re both born on October 11, then you and I are like-like sisters.

A: sisters? Hallie, we’re like twins.

H: I just don’t know what to say.

A: what’s that you’re holding?

H: my locket. I got it when I was born. It has an “h” on it.

A: I got mine when I was born, too. Except mine has an “a” on it.

H: oh, now I’ve got goose bumps. My god, so I’m not an only child, I’m a twin, I’m a twin-there’s two of me . I mean-two of us. This is like-

A: mind boggling.

H: totally.

A: completely.

H: oh, my god.

A: oh, my god.

H: tell me, what’s mom like?

A: well, she designs wedding gowns.

H: really?

A: she’s becoming quite famous, actually, a princess in Greece just bought one of her gowns.

H: wow.

A: you know what’s interesting? Neither of one of our parents ever got married again. Has dad ever been close to getting married?

H: never. He always says I’m the only girl in his life.

A: yeah, mom’ s never come close either.

H: I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. I’m serious. I am a total genius. You want to know what dad is like, right?

A: right.

H: and I’m dying to know mom. so what I’m thinking is-don’t freak out, okay? I think we should switch places. When camp’s over I’ll go back to London as you and you go back to California as me.

A: what?

H: Annie, we can pull it off, we’re twins, aren’t we?

A: Hallie, we’re totally and completely 100% different.

H: so, what’s the problem? I’ll teach you to be me and you teach me to be you. Look, I can do you already. Yes, you want to know the difference between us? I have class and you don’t. come on ,Ann. I got to meet my ma.

A: the truth is, you know, if we switch sooner or later, they’ll have to unswitch us.

H: and when they do, they’ll have to meet again face to face.

A: after all these years.

H: thank you. I told you I’m brilliant.

Pride and Prejudice

THE FIRST PROPOSAL

D-In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. Almost from the earlier moment of our acquaintance, I have come to feel for you, a passionate, admiration and regard, which I just battle through every ration and objection. And I beg you, most ardently, to release my suffering, and consent to be my wife.

E-In such cases as these, it is, I believe, the established mode to express a sense of obligation .But I cannot — I have never desired your good opinion, and you have certainly bestowed it most unwillingly. I am sorry to cause pain to any one. It was most unconsciously done, and I hope will be of short duration.

D-And this is all the reply which I am so to expect! I wonder why, with so little endeavour of civility, I am thus rejected.

E-I am now wonder why with so evident a design of offend and insult me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your will, against your reason, and even against your character? Was not this some excuse for incivility, if I was uncivil? I have every reason in the world to think ill of you. Do you think that any consideration would tempt me to accept the man, who has been the means of ruining the happiness of a most beloved sister? Can you deny you have done it?

D-I have no wish to deny it. I did every thing in my power to separate my friend from your sister, and I rejoice in my success. Towards him I have been kinder than towards myself.

E-But it is not merely of that my dislike is founded. Long before it taken place, my dislike of you was decided when I heard Mr. Wickham.s story of your dealings with him. How can you defend yourself on that subject?

D-You take an eager interest on that gentleman’s concerns.

E-Who that knows what his misfortunes have been, can help feeling an interest of him?

D-His misfortunes!Yes, his misfortunes have been great indeed.

E-And of your infliction.You have reduced him to his present state of poverty. And yet you can treat his misfortunes with contempt and ridicule.

D-And this is your opinion on me! My faults,by this calculation, are heavy indeed! But perhaps,these offences might have been overlooked, had not your pride been hurt by my honest confession of the scruples that had long prevented my forming any serious design on you.Had I concealed my struggles AS flattered you . But disguise of every sort is my abhorrence. Nor am I ashamed of the feelings I related. They were natural and just. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your connections? To congratulate myself on the hope of relations, whose condition in life is so decidedly bellow my own?

E-You are mistaken, Mr. Darcy.The mode of your declaration merely spared me any concern I might have felt in refusing you, had you behaved in a more gentleman-like manner. You cannot made me the offer of your hand in any possible way that would have tempted me to accept it. From the very beginning your manners impressed me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others. I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world to whom I could ever marry.

D-You have said quite enough, madam. I perfectly comprehend your feelings, and now have only to be ashamed of what my own have been. Forgive me for having taken up so much of your time, and accept my best wishes for your health and happiness.

THE SECOND PROPOSAL

E-Mr. Darcy. I can no longer without thanking you for your kindness to my poor sister. Ever since I have known it, I have been most anxious to tell to you how gratefully I am ,for my family and for myself. You must not blame my aunt of telling me .But Lydia betrayed at first.Then I could not rest without knowing everything. I know what trouble and mortification it must have caused you. Please let me say this, please allow me, to thank you,on behalf of all my family since they do not know to whom they are in debted.

D-If you will thank me,let it be for yourself alone. Your family owe me nothing. Much as I respect them, I believe I thought only of you. You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever.

E-My feelings, my feelings are. I am ashamed to remember what said though.My feelings are so different, in fact they are quite the opposite.

No tears in paradise

Characters

Angel: A chief broadcaster.

Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.

Anny’s father, Anny’s teacher

Anny’s classmates

(The phone is ringing)

Old woman: Hello!

Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum?

Old woman: Oh, I’m granny. I’m not mum.

Anny: I’m sorry.

A young woman: Hello!

Anny（怯生生地）: Hello! I want mum. Is that mum?

Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.

Angel: Hello!

Anny（鼓起勇气）: I want mum. Is that mum?

Angel: Who’s that speaking?

Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.

Angel: Anny？（充满疑惑）。（略为思索后，用母亲的声调）Where are you?

Anny（仿佛遇见母亲，忍不住哭起来）: Mum,（哭声，欲语泪先流，又猛然惊觉）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.

Angel（安慰地，担心地）: You are a nice little girl.

Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved. Mum, don’t you miss me?

Angel（慈爱地）: Of course, I do. I do miss you?

Anny: Really?

Angel: Yes. I miss you so much.

Anny: Mummy!

Angel: En…

Anny: Mummy!

Angel: Yes?

Anny（笑若银铃）

(Angel 慈爱地笑，心略有所安)

Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.

Angel（关切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you?

Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now. I felt pain, but I didn’t cry. Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl. Then you won’t come back. Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.

Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not… Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you

Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.（对着电话）Sorry, I’m really sorry. The child has disturbed you.

Angel: Never mind. I’m a mother, too. I understand her. May I know the truth?

Dad: Eh…, her mum isn’t here. So she called and called.

Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced?

Dad: No, no. I hope she would come back. But…

Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.

Dad（回头看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.

Angel:All right.

Left:

Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago. She told me to hide the truth. This is the letter for Anny.

Right:

Teacher: Children, in this class. Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.

Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!

Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!

Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.

Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.

Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.

Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.

Angel: Baby, we have a date. When you are 14, you can find me.

Anny: Mummy, we have a date. Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.

Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long. I wonder if you have the courage to go on.

Anny: Mummy, don’t worry. I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.

Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.

Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long. I read it every night, again and again.

Angel: Anny, you are so clever that perhaps you have discovered the truth.

Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth. Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.

Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday. Is there anyone to love you all his life?

Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up. I believe there is a call to the paradise. I will love Dad. I will love myself. I can fly with my own wings one day.

Angel: Anny, my dear.Mum love you so much.

Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way. There are no tears in paradise.